"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
#i live alone
uh also why do they appear to be sharing a bottle of cleaning fluid?
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
It really bothers me when I see posts like ‘I wish I was asexual and aromantic because I hate having feelings!’ Like, no. Don’t say that. Don’t you dare fucking say that asexual aromantic people don’t have feelings. That’s not ok, and it’s extremely harmful and honestly it makes me feel like shit.
I want to believe it’s all the same guy
Colombian man, Florida man, and Russian man should get together and have some adventures
Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.
i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED
I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue